Welcome to Realistic Pussy!

Welcome indeed; is there any other type? 

We certainly hope not. 

Gone are the days of furtively checking the street before ducking into Mr X’s Lewd Shop of Seediness; now, the best of Adult Toys is but a click away from a multitude of Chinese shopping sites, almost direct from the manufacturer!

As we all know, only the best stuff comes from China, but as for description and instructions, well, that’s buyer beware!

The translations here are originals, word for word from the actual listings.

The Chinese are lifting their game.  I don’t think there’ll be any questions!

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