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Special for gays!

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Not special for strong love between heteros! 40ml Non-toxic Non-Edible Human Lubricant Lubricating Fluid for Gays $3.92 Product Features: Used as human lubrication Special for gays Enjoy strong love between gays Non-toxic and non-edible Safe and convenient for using Specification: 40ml Note: keep in the shade and keep away from the children

Healthy, without any composition to kill sperm!

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Not that useful, but healthy! 2 x Natural Latex Condoms with Ring + Vibrator $2.61 Product Features: Made of ultra thin natural latex Cones with a Physiotherapy Ring + Vibrator Reasons to be more pleasurable and sensitive Healthy, without any composition to kill sperm Effectively contraceptive, and prevent venereal disease Length: 180 +/- 5mm Standard Thickness: 0.060mm Diameter: 33mm Width: 52 +/- 2mm Weight: 36g NOTE: This product is for one-time use. Please read the instructions before use

Easy to use and operate!

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Not like other models, where you have to read the 200 page manual. Dual Ring Cock Ring for Making Him Long Lasting $4.40 Product Features: Feature: 2 rings Dimension: 112 x 70mm (L x W) Made of non-toxic material Easy to use and operate Make HIM the lasting time longer and let HER feel great experience

Perfect simulation girl compact anus, granular channel!

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Compact AND granular? This is feature rich! Cylindrical Design Extension-type Imitated Anus Adult Supplies Masturbation Supplies Masturbators for Male Men $21.81 Product Features: Imitated anus masturbators for male Features cylindrical design, easy for you to carry and use Imitated tight anus adult supplies, fits your need Perfect simulation girl compact anus, granular channel Loveskin material, non-toxic, environmental and soft Washable and durable, very soft and you will feel it like a real tight anus Extension-type, suitable for your size Size: 150 x 60 x 60 mm / 5.91 x 2.36 x 2.36 inch Net Weight: 240 g / 8.47 oz Color: as shown in the picture

Pick a level of arousal that gives you the best experiences along with the mode of entry!

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Choose the mode of entry carefully, or you may be disappointed with the experience. Vulcan Wet Vagina Masturbation Sex Toy Realistic Pussy for Man $21.61 Product Features: Vulcan reaches another level in masturbation sleeves Pick a level of arousal that gives you the best experiences along with the mode of entry The interior is shaped to feel like the real thing Uncap Vulcan to release an explosive experience with a Wet Vagina Specially designed to feel like the real deal with realistic textured quality and natural ridging Clean up is easy with a removable sleeve Take control with Vulcan. Material: Refined touch™ Size: 150 x 60 x 60 mm / 5.85 x 2.34 x 2.34 inch Net Weight: 250 g / 8.75 oz Features: Refined touch, Waterproof

Prohibit!

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Forbidden fruit. Girl Version Imitated Vaginal Masturbators for Male Men $11.86 Product Features: Imitated vaginal masturbators f male Features girl version masturbators, easy for you to use Imitated vaginal adult supplies, fits your need Washable and durable, very soft and you will feel it like a real vagina Smooth texture soft, vacuum state, sucking power stronger Size: 140 x 65 x 55 mm / 5.51 x 2.56 x 2.17 inch Net Weight: 315 g / 11.11 oz Color: as shown in the picture

This appliance according to the principle of bionics medicine, through the selection of massage, vibration, multi-function irritating sensitive area!

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The non-irritating sensitive area version is 10 bucks more.  Beer Can Shaped Imitated Vaginal Apple smell Adult Supplies Masturbation Supplies Masturbators for Male Men $65.30 Product Features: Imitated vaginal masturbators f male Features beer can shaped, easy for you to carry and use 6 vibration patterns, the constantly vibration bring excitation feeling experience Washable and durable, very soft and you will feel it like a real vagina Waterproof and tranquil, suitable for you to use This appliance according to the principle of bionics medicine, through the selection of massage, vibration, multi-function irritating sensitive area Power by 1 AAA batteries (Batteries not included) Material: loveskin Note: ---This appliance is only for individual use, before or after using it please pay attention to clean sanitation ---Please read manual careful before using Size: 190 x 60 x 60 mm / 7.48 x 2.36 x 2.36 inch Color: as shown in the picture Pack

Smooth texture soft, vacuum state, sucking power stronger!

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This one might really suck under pressure. 3D Piping Design Extension-type Imitated Vaginal Adult Supplies Masturbation Supplies Masturbators for Male Men $10.14 roduct Features: Imitated vaginal masturbators f male Features 3D piping design, easy for you to use Imitated vaginal adult supplies, fits your need Washable and durable, very soft and you will feel it like a real vagina Smooth texture soft, vacuum state, sucking power stronger Size: 140 x 80 x 45 mm / 5.51 x 3.15 x 1.77 inch Net Weight: 274 g / 9.67 oz Color: as shown in the picture

Features coffee cup shaped, easy for you to carry and use!

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Be careful where you leave this in the morning ... Coffee Cup Shaped Extension-type Imitated Vaginal Adult Supplies Masturbation Supplies Masturbators for Male Men $39.64 Product Features: Imitated vaginal masturbators f male Features coffee cup shaped, easy for you to carry and use Imitated vaginal adult supplies, fits your need Washable and durable, very soft and you will feel it like a real vagina Extension-type, suitable for your size Precise Size: ---The Vaginal Inner Length: 140 mm / 5.51 inch ---The Introitus Vaginae Bigger Diameter: 20 mm / 0.79 inch ---The Introitus Vaginae Smaller Diameter: 8 mm / 0.31 inch Coffee Cup Size: 160 x 70 x 55 mm / 6.3 x 2.76 x 2.17 inch Net Weight: 253 g / 8.92 oz Color: as shown in the picture

It has all the unique features any women would have!

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Prone to mood swings once a month. Pocket Pussy Masturbation Toy Love Skin Vagina Masturbators Sex Toys for Man $10.37 Product Features: A great pocket pussy with a real feel and idea to it It has all the unique features any women would have Soft and loveskin feel and inside a stimulating area Easy to clean for re-use This lifelike masturbator features hot stretchy tube with inner pleasure textures The comfortable handheld size also allows you to control the tightness as you are enjoying every last inch of the amazingly lifelike penetration The Sleeve Sensations Thruster is ready for action any time or place you need a release Color: As shown in the picture Material: LoveSkin™ Size: 150 x 60 x 50 mm / 5.85 x 2.34 x 1.95 inch Net Weight: 263 g / 9.205 oz For maximum enjoyment we recommend the use of lubricant (NOT included).

Use the dumbbell handle to guide your movements for your tailored pleasure workout!

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Burn calories! Lose weight! Bulk up! Pick up girls on the beach ... hang on, no need for that now. FunZone Double Pumped Masturbation (Mouth & Vagina) Sex Toy for Man $46.54 Product Features: Realistic interior shape & feeling Double Pumped is a double-ended masturbation sleeve with the option to work into the mouth or the vagina Its dumbbell shape makes it convenient to balance out which end you would prefer Unscrew the appropriate side of the realistic mouth or vagina Use the dumbbell handle to guide your movements for your tailored pleasure workout Continue having a Double Pumped exercise by cleaning your dumbbell after every use With an exclusive super soft love sleeve that features a highly textured inner canal, this Double Pumped dual masturbator really does offer the best of both worlds at the same time Color: As shown in the picture Material: Refined Touch™ Size: 200 x 150 x 150 mm / 7.8 x 5.85 x 5.85 inch Net Weight: 440 g / 15.4 o

Imitate Vagina Non-toxic Cup!

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Be careful of the toxic ones. Naughty Gadget Imitate Vagina Non-toxic Cup Adult Product for Male Man $21.42 Product Features: Imitate vagina Cup for man New adult concept product Made of non-toxic material Satisfy man's special need Easy to use and operate Waterproof and no-sound Portable design for convenient to carry Net Weight: 250g/0.28oz Color: as shown in the picture Size: 143 x 72 x 63mm/5.63 x 2.83 x 2.48inch

Uncap Vulcan to release an explosive experience with a Ripe Vagina!

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Classy and understated, this is a discreet product of the most exquisite subtlety for discerning gentlemen. FunZone Vulcan Ripe Vagina with Vibration $26.21 Product Features: Vulcan reaches another level in masturbation sleeves Pick a level of arousal that gives you the best experiences along with the mode of entry The interior is shaped to feel like the real thing Uncap Vulcan to release an explosive experience with a Ripe Vagina Specially designed to feel like the real deal with realistic textured quality and natural ridging Clean up is easy with a removable sleeve Take control with Vulcan Battery: 4 x LR1130 (NOT included) Vibrating Mode: 6 modes Material: Refined touch™ Size: 150 x 65 x 65 mm / 5.85 x 2.535 x 2.535 inch Net Weight: 250 g / 8.75 oz Features: Refined touch, Realistic, Waterproof

Black Masturbator Skinsation Release Minty Breeze might at first glance resemble someone everyday shower gel!

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Releases minty breeze, not other unpleasant odour. Vagina Skinsation Release Minty Breeze Sex Toy for Male Man FNG-151656 $103.71 Product Features: Black Masturbator Skinsation Release Minty Breeze might at first glance resemble someone everyday shower gel Under the discreet packaging, however, hides a remarkable tool of pleasure and enjoyment repeated Realistically modeled vagina in body tone, along with materials used Refined Touch to suggest, how much experience can also provide this product Use the button at the bottom of vibrator choose one of six vibration programs Features: 6 vibration patterns Battery: 1x AAA battery (NOT included) For superintensive experience included hot-rod, a masturbator vibrator body to a comfortable temperature After each use, we recommend masturbator wash with soapy water and dry it, when not in use longer, then remove the battery Material: LoveSkin™ Net Weight: 607 g / 21.245 oz Size: 250 x 85 x 65 mm / 9.75 x 3.3

Super vacuum effect, AV actress Otara Reon imitated vagina anus reverse mould, a good collection for her fans!

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I have the T-shirt and her album, I might as well get this too. Cylindrical Design Extension-type AV Actress Otawa Reon Imitated Vagina Anus Reverse Mould Masturbators for Male Men FNG-154216 $21.48 Product Features: Imitated vagina anus reverse mould masturbators for male Features cylindrical design, easy for you to carry and use Imitated vaginal, anus adult supplies, fits your need Super vacuum effect, AV actress Otara Reon imitated vagina anus reverse mould, a good collection for her fans Loveskin material, non-toxic, environmental and soft Washable and durable, very soft and you will feel it like a real vagina Extension-type, suitable for your size Size: 132 x 72 x 62 mm / 5.2 x 2.83 x 2.44 inch Net Weight: 210 g / 7.41 oz Color: as shown in the picture Note: ---This appliance is only for individuals use, before or after using it please pay attention to clean sanitation

Anal Cologne Smell for Male Men!

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Beware! Smells nothing like beer. Beer Can Shaped Imitated Anal Cologne Smell Adult Supplies Masturbation Supplies Masturbators for Male $65.97 Product Features: Imitated anal masturbators f male Features beer can shaped, easy for you to carry and use 6 vibration patterns, the constantly vibration bring excitation feeling experience Washable and durable, very soft and you will feel it like a real vagina Waterproof and tranquil, suitable for you to use This appliance according to the principle of bionics medicine, through the selection of massage, vibration, multi-function irritating sensitive area Power by 1 AAA batteries (Batteries not included) Material: loveskin Note: ---This appliance is only for individual use, before or after using it please pay attention to clean sanitation ---Please read manual careful before using Size: 190 x 60 x 60 mm / 7.48 x 2.36 x 2.36 inch Color: as shown in the picture

Dual holes (Anal & Pussy) with one canal design!

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Features our patented 2 in 1 canal design technology. Male Masturbation Toy Realistic Pussy Vagina Masturbators Sex Toy for Man FNG-154214 $97.36 Product Features: You just need to add a little lubricant; you will get super feeling from our UTOO TOYS This realistic vagina has the best pleasure skin body out there It can be cleaned easily and re-used time and time again Once you start to use UTOO Toys, you will be amazed how comfortable it is and the total of self satisfaction you can gain with it UTOO Toys utilizes high-tech analogy design to make products into more realistic Made 'sex' into an enjoyment The inner sleeves are designed in a huge variety of textures Adopts healthy & environmental-friendly materials Dual holes (Anal & Pussy) with one canal design

Welcome to Realistic Pussy!

Welcome indeed; is there any other type?  We certainly hope not.  Gone are the days of furtively checking the street before ducking into Mr X’s Lewd Shop of Seediness; now, the best of Adult Toys is but a click away from a multitude of Chinese shopping sites, almost direct from the manufacturer! As we all know, only the best stuff comes from China, but as for description and instructions, well, that’s buyer beware! The translations here are originals, word for word from the actual listings. The Chinese are lifting their game.  I don’t think there’ll be any questions!